started to clean out the fridge and noticed a disturbing trend in the items I was pulling out…10 FRAKKING CONTAINERS OF CREAM CHEESE!!!! You know what is more disturbing? I don’t eat cream cheese!!! ok that is a lie…I do eat it..occasionally, but I obviously have some sort of deep seated fear of running out of processed spread. The absurdity of my apparent lack of shopping skills has thrown me into a stupor of self examination…WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!?!?!?!?
At times like this, I have no other choice but to make a list…
1) it means I like bagels
2) it means that as much as I like bagels, I fear slathering artery clogging processed fat on top of them
3) it means my children grown children have gone to the store for me and been afraid we were out of cream cheese because their mother has a fear of spreading artery clogging fat on top of them
4) it means that I like variety..notice the honey, strawberry, and the plain…lots to choose from…
5) means I like sweet more than savory…I might have to pick up a veggie blend just to round out the collection
6) it means that we will be having bagels WITH LOTS OF CREAM CHEESE tonight for dinner!
